Greetings and Salutations

The first post was always going to be the most awkward. How does one introduce oneself when they don't know who (or if anyone) will be reading?
If you have stumbled across my page, here are some things about me that might keep you interested:

• I hate the term 'fashionista'. With a passion. If you refer to yourself as a 'fashionista' turn back now, you are not welcome.
• I like to read. Even motion sickness can't stop me.
• I'm a closet doodler. I draw clothes mostly, and have probably got enough sketches for six or seven A/W collections.

If I don't sound utterly stupid, please, keep reading.